....you spend half the day pulling your pants back up while a smaller person uses them to hoist themselves.
....you keep a list of things 'to-do' during nap time such as: clean the bathroom, shower, iron, call people, nap.
....your facial muscles have become toned due to making exaggerated emotional faces all day long (insert high eye browed, wide mouthed, googley face here).
....your Tupperware has found new life in being banged on the floor, filled with ABC blocks and used to make an obstacle course.
....you have sung strange songs lately about changing diapers, colors, taking a bath and how yummy baby food is.
...life is dictated by a person less than half your size who is happy, sad, singing , hungry, poopy, and tired all at once (good luck with that, by the way).
....you love your topsy-turvy lifestyle and wouldn't change a thing for any amount of money, because it rules and is the best possible direction your life could have gone.