Sunday, January 30, 2011

You know you're a mom when....

You know you're a mom (of an 11 month old) when.... spend half the day pulling your pants back up while a smaller person uses them to hoist themselves. keep a list of things 'to-do' during nap time such as: clean the bathroom, shower, iron, call people, nap.
....going to the bathroom goes more smoothly if you bring baby toys to entertain your little guest.

....your facial muscles have become toned due to making exaggerated emotional faces all day long (insert high eye browed, wide mouthed, googley face here).

....your Tupperware has found new life in being banged on the floor, filled with ABC blocks and used to make an obstacle course.
....insert any other household item in place of "Tupperware" in the previous statement (i.e. wooden spoons, shoe boxes, empty OJ bottles and hangers). have sung strange songs lately about changing diapers, colors, taking a bath and how yummy baby food is. is dictated by a person less than half your size who is happy, sad, singing , hungry, poopy, and tired all at once (good luck with that, by the way). love your topsy-turvy lifestyle and wouldn't change a thing for any amount of money, because it rules and is the best possible direction your life could have gone.

Your turn!

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